Mama's Soup Surprise
Tune: Supercalifragilisticexpialidoucious

Oh, when I was a little kid. I never liked to eat.
Mom would put things on my plate, I’d dump them at her feet.
Then one day she made this soup I ate it, till I burst
I asked her what was in it then I knew it was the worst!

(Chorus)
Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes,
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs,
Rabbit ears and camel tears and tasty toenail pies,
Stir them all together, you’ve got. Mama’s soup surprise.

I went. into the bathroom and I stood before the sink.
I said, “I’m feeling mighty ill, my stomach’s in a kink.
Mama said, “I’ve got the cure to make you feel just great!
She said it was so good for me, and this is what I ate.

(Chorus)
Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes,
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs,
Rabbit ears and camel tears and tasty toenail pies,
Stir them all together, you’ve got. Mama’s soup surprise.