Rudolph the Android Reindeer
Tune: Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer

Rudolph the android reindeer,
Had a red bionic nose.
Made of atomic matter,
You could really see it glow.

All of the other reindeer
Were made of fur and horns and bones.
They laughed at poor old Rudolph
Cause his antlers were car phones.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your high tech nose
Sneeze and make that old fog go."

Then how all the reindeer loved him,
A reindeer with robotic knees.
Rudolph the android reindeer,
Made in a laboratory.